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How NOT to ride the CTA
“Excuse me. Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!!!” I hear it every single day, in varying forms of politeness, panic levels, and volume. It’s either someone trying to squeeze through the headphone wearing crowd...
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You’re Killing Me, Chicago
I love my city. I do. So very much. We have our bad side, for sure. This summer has been one of the deadliest this city has ever seen, our public school system has made national headlines and not...
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Friday Blast Off: What I Said vs. What I Meant
Took a week off from yelling at people in my head last week to bring you the lovely story about my glorious days as a tuba playing elk. Despite this, I apparently still have friends that are willing...
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And Sometimes, I’m the Idiot Everyone Wants to Punch
As anyone who has read this blog knows, a good portion of it is dedicated to venting about people that have shown some sort of incompetence. Whether it’s in line at the grocery store, on a crowded...
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How To Survive a “Snowstorm” in Chicago
When did we Chicagoans turn into a bunch of pansies when it comes to snow? It’s a disturbing trend that seems to worsen each year. Every single time it snows, the media plays it up so much that one...
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Lessons Learned
I’m not sure about all of you, but this whole rainy/wet/dreary/no sunshine all week weather we’re having is kind of making me want to take a hostage and make them fly me to anywhere that’s dry and...
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Ten Signs the Chicago Winter Has Beaten You Senseless.
One year, I had tickets to both the Bears and Cubs home opener. The day of the football game, it was 105 degrees on the field. The baseball game? Was snowed out. We know the weather is bipolar in...
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It’s Too Cold for This Shit.
And by this shit, I mean absolutely everything. Seriously. I usually try and embrace all of the seasons and take them in stride, “Hey, it’s winter, pretty soon we’ll be complaining about how hot it...
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